Suck on my sweet tooth till I'm sore

I may have found my new favorite picture of all time.

2009-03-27T22:41:37Z

For my beloved musical theatre gamer nerds.

2009-02-03T03:13:02Z

chryscommathe @ 2008-12-04T19:16:00

2008-12-05T03:30:48Z

The "official" rules, word for word:
Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 25 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Bold Strike out the songs when someone guesses both artist and track correctly.
Step 4: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!
Step 5: If you like the game post your own!

1. Doo. Doo. Doo. Doo. Doo. Doo. Doo. Doo. Doo-de-le-doo.
2. Sing about that, oh, love is a brittle madness
3. Rows of houses all bearing down on me
4. Save my skin! I need a medic
~~5. There's such a sad love deep in your eyes~~ bunny ftw
~~6. I saw you slidin' out the bar~~ bunny ftw
~~7. You got crazy legs, you got amazing head...~~ Way to go, Scottly! You're doin' it!
~~8. You.. You.. All our friends now seem so thin and frail~~ fluffy again.
~~9. Deaf, dumb and blind boy, he's in a quiet vibration land~~ bunny ftw
~~10. Darling don't you go and cut your hair~~ fluffy
11. Can I take a moment of your time to plead my case for my supposed crime
12. The yellow walls are lined with portraits
13. I'd rather fuck you than kiss you, but I won't press the issue
~~14. If you ever get close to a human...~~ zairemafia ftw
~~15. I'm paralyzed, and things could change for you as well~~ fluffy
16. She showed up bright like a knife wearing tennis shorts made of strife
~~17. Well he shouted out his last words and he stumbled through the yard.~~ bunny ftw
~~18. Dear Marni, I am so sorry... can you forgive me for this?~~ bunny ftw
~~19. When we got to Boston, we knew we'd missed a turn.~~ bunny ftw
~~20. Body parts are nice. I can close my eyes, think about your lips...~~ bunny ftw
21. Everyone tells you that the minute you get married, every other women in the world suddenly finds you attractive? Well that's not true...
~~22. He told me that I knew just what to laugh at...~~ bunny ftw
~~23. Well, guy in a skeleton costume comes up to the guy in the superman suit... runs through him with a broadsword.~~ bunny ftw
24. The food that I'm eating is suddenly tasteless...
~~25. Your voice was a satellite spinning next to me.~~ bunny ftw

Short Survey

2008-11-06T08:32:50Z

Short Survey. Answer honestly. Don't check.

Are you anybody's favorite person?

If so, are you...
Very certain
Confident
I think so
Not so sure, or
Could be

Me: Yes, confident

Two weeks away.

2008-10-25T10:28:41Z

No, SERIOUSLY love Repo. Sarah Brightman is the shit.

If this scene doesn't hook you... and you've already seen Zydrate Anatomy.. I.. wow. I.. just.. wow.

*glee!!*

And it opens in TWO WEEKS!!!

Have fifteen minutes? Help mah mum!

2008-10-16T02:54:50Z

From my mum:

"I am getting pressure at GEICO to get rate quotes from my friends/relations. Could you guys please take a minute to call 800 342 9070 and get a quote? You have to mention the promotional code of 75294 even if they don't ask for it, so I will get credit. I really need your help on this, so please let me know when you will do it. Thanks, Mum"

This isn't an advertising scam. Whatcha do, ya call, you say "O HAI! I can has quote? Here, have a promotional code!" They go blah blah quote, you go "Hrm. OK, thanks, but I have better!" and hang up. And my mom keeps her job. And.. I'll.. um...

Look, if you can think of an incentive I can provide, I'll give it to ya. Photoshopped pictures? Um.. free Repo schwag? I can.. make ya cookies? Give you rides to game?

My mum's really sweet and she's never asked for anything like this before, so I'm all touched 'n' heartfelt and stuff. So if you have 15 minutes.. rock it.

But seriously... love Repo.

2008-09-09T03:42:08Z

More reasons why you should love Repo.

2008-07-29T06:14:21Z

More information on the film at repo-opera.com Sign up for the forums at www.repo-opera.com/boards and support Repo. You know you fucking love it.

chryscommathe @ 2008-06-30T21:34:00

2008-07-01T04:41:48Z

Official trailer:

Teaser trailer:

Yes, that's Anthony Stewart Head. Yes, that's Paul Sorvino. Yes, that's Sarah Brightman. Yes, that's Ogre from Skinny Puppy. Yes, that's Alexa Vega from Spy Kids.

*sigh* Yes, that's Paris Hilton. Though I'll admit (and don't you DARE repeat this) she's surprised me in the trailer.

A T-shirt. I shall has it.

2008-06-17T05:10:12Z

MAH PHONE!!!

2008-05-23T21:01:24Z

IS EATED!

Not really. I have a new phone now, with a new phone number, so that should be the phone you call.

(619) 713-4947

It is a sidekick, so it's also safe and easy to IM me too. I am everywhere. >.>

TONYS!!!

2008-05-13T23:42:15Z

Tony nominations came out!

I'm gonna pick up where I was slacking off with my favorite musical numbers.

Theme: Crazy energetic girls in a Cabaret-esque setting

Can't get over it...

2008-04-30T21:39:20Z

so amazing...

I want to have kids so I can sponsor self-imposed baby death matches.

Casey started it.

2008-04-12T05:24:22Z

I'm gonna start postin' my favorites too.

Beautiful.

2008-04-01T20:33:23Z

Mows in White Wolf

2008-03-08T11:34:26Z

Bunny

2008-02-09T01:42:07Z

Water gun fights for Mag/Columbia/Riff training
"Taco taco taco taco cupcake cupcake piggy piggy piggy piggy DOOM! Cake waffle."
Lock, Shock and Barrel.
Vicious boob-biting bunny
"Social challenge. One.. two.. three.. HI! My name's Brad Majors..."
GTA3 on Valentine's Day Eve. "More hookers!"
"I AM NOT A BUNNY!"
The Doom Bee
Chillin' outside of Lestat's, Dehra Dun style.
Peace & Charity
Parmesan cheese on rice.
The Pander Pokey.
Skettios as salvation from Dauntainity
Bad timing with waiters.
"Imagine me and you! I do! I think about you day and night! It's only right"
Doom. The movie.
"And then Alex exploded... and there was this rain of glitter.. and the camera pans down to a book that says 'Stardust'."
"Sunshine, Lollipos and Rainbows"
"Razorblades." "RAZORBLADES?!"
"Laytonville? More like Satanville."
"I will fuck you up!" "I will fuck YOU up!" "BURGER KING!"
"Is good, da?"
Mid-game slurpees
Yuma burgers
"I'm a Fiona! I'm a Fiona knight!"
"Gina wins. Shea loses."
Crinos.
Laps around the hallway.
That.. shoe in the yard!
Jack in the Box & Buffy
Chrys: Bashing. Scott: Agg.
Peanut butter cookies.
"I'm the Diet Coke Llama!" "YOU'RE NOT THE DIET COKE LLAMA!"
"Everything's poop with you!"

Will post more as I think of them. Probably.

grr

2008-01-28T10:49:13Z

I am SO fucking tired of chewing him out.

I am SO sick of having to try this hard.

I am SO over whatever worth this initially had.

I just want to see it happen...

2008-01-21T18:35:54Z

chryscommathe @ 2008-01-12T18:06:00

2008-01-13T02:08:29Z

I LOVE Get Back Loretta!!!

KPBS & Sesame Street would be proud.

And so would Michael Jackson.

For Robby

2008-01-06T01:59:02Z

...huh.

2007-12-23T10:39:58Z

I Am A: Lawful Good Elf Sorcerer (2nd Level)

Ability Scores:

Strength-11

Dexterity-11

Constitution-9

Intelligence-18

Wisdom-15

Charisma-15

Alignment:
Lawful Good A lawful good character acts as a good person is expected or required to act. He combines a commitment to oppose evil with the discipline to fight relentlessly. He tells the truth, keeps his word, helps those in need, and speaks out against injustice. A lawful good character hates to see the guilty go unpunished. Lawful good is the best alignment you can be because it combines honor and compassion. However, lawful good can be a dangerous alignment because it restricts freedom and criminalizes self-interest.

Race:
Elves are known for their poetry, song, and magical arts, but when danger threatens they show great skill with weapons and strategy. Elves can live to be over 700 years old and, by human standards, are slow to make friends and enemies, and even slower to forget them. Elves are slim and stand 4.5 to 5.5 feet tall. They have no facial or body hair, prefer comfortable clothes, and possess unearthly grace. Many others races find them hauntingly beautiful.

Class:
Sorcerers are arcane spellcasters who manipulate magic energy with imagination and talent rather than studious discipline. They have no books, no mentors, no theories just raw power that they direct at will. Sorcerers know fewer spells than wizards do and acquire them more slowly, but they can cast individual spells more often and have no need to prepare their incantations ahead of time. Also unlike wizards, sorcerers cannot specialize in a school of magic. Since sorcerers gain their powers without undergoing the years of rigorous study that wizards go through, they have more time to learn fighting skills and are proficient with simple weapons. Charisma is very important for sorcerers; the higher their value in this ability, the higher the spell level they can cast.

Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus (e-mail)

Ben Folds on Treadmills.

2007-12-08T03:35:02Z

HELP!

2007-12-07T19:19:46Z

Rock Band. Does anyone have it? Can I borrow it for a staff party tonight? I may be able to facilitate you-being-there-playing-Rock-Band-on-a-movie-theatre-screen as thanks.

Alternately, any game you can think of for the X-BOX 360 and would be willing to part with from Friday at about 10 to Saturday afternoon.

I can pay you in movie passes, game time, something.

Call me at (619) 817-1926 (cell) or (858) 453-7622 (work)</desperate>

"Art" imitating "life" (so.. comic imitating RP)

2007-11-30T03:56:59Z

Dammit, Sonya! Stop being candid and frank and just accept the reality around you!